All quotes

“Goddamnit, Donut!”

“There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege.”

“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”

“You will not break me. You will not fucking break me.”

“I once watched a cocker spaniel lick her own butthole for thirty minutes straight. That was more insightful than that question.”

“Cat. Final answer. Let’s move on.”

“Goddamnit, Mongo”

“HE HAS AN ERECTION, MORDECAI. IT’S VERY INAPPROPRIATE. MONGO IS APPALLED.”

“I asked him what he thought, and he told me I was batshit crazy. I took that as a good sign.”

“I need pants. I really fucking need pants.”

“You have discovered a city boss! That’s right. Let me say that again for the assholes in the back! A. CITY. FUCKING. BOSS.”

“You can’t save them all.”

“Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

“You will not break me. Fuck you all. You will not break me.”

“Goddamn it, there’s nowhere to sit down and have a breakdown in here.”

“I’m sorry I wanted to murder you.”

“You know a plan is really desperate when it requires confidence in people like us.”

“I’m going to kill your mother.”

“New Achievement! Who Let the Gods out?”